Horse Names for the Kentucky Derby

Fan email question: Has a horse with a gay name ever won the Kentucky Derby?

Lil E Tee? Doesn’t get much gayer than that. How about Chateaugay? That actually has the word gay in it. Tim tam? That’s freakin' cute. Burgoo king, that’s my fave. Pink Star, Alan-a-dale, Baden Baden. Jock-homo? OK Giacomo but it sounds like the previous.

Enough said. Gay horses can win the Derby. Remember War Emblem? He's been at stud several years and refuses to reproduce. He's just not interested. As tough and cool as his name is, he's a complete homosexual.

While we might prefer horses with names like War Emblem winning the Kentucky Derby, there is no guarantee. Most likely, the next champion will have a gay name. It's been almost 15 years since the gay Lil E Tee won. It might be that time again.

Horses with gay names in this year's contender list:

Bernie White Shoes

Bob and John

Dixiewink

Henny Hughes

Peace Chant

Red Raymond

Scanlon's Song

There are clearly only a small amount of horses fitting the gay name tag, and in fact a very small percentage. This year's crop of 3yo's is overwhelmingly loaded with cool names. Some examples:

Achilles of Troy

AP Warrior

Corinthian

Dawn of War

Dr. Pleasure

Electrify

First Samurai

George Washington (IRE)

Horatio Nelson (IRE)

Ivan Denisovich

Justawalkinthepark (Kazansky)

Short Circuit

Steppenwolfer

Strong Contender

The Pharoah

Well Armed

Your tent or mine

 


 


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